The
"Hillbilly" Medical Dictionary
In case you yankee's get sick down here
you will need to know this when you go to
the doctor or the hospital.
| ARTERY | The Study of Paintings | | BACTERIA | Back Door of a Cafeteria | | BARIUM | What Doctors Do When Patients Die | | BOWEL | A Letter Like A,E,I,O,U | | CAESARIAN SECTION | A Neighborhood in Rome | | CAT SCAN | Searching for Kitty | | CAUTERISE | Made Eye Contact with Her | | COMA | A Punctuation Mark | | DILATE | To Live Longer | | ENEMA | Not a Friend | | FESTER | Quicker | | FIBULA | A Small Lie | | G.I. SERIES | A Soldier Ballgame | | HANGNAIL | Coat Hook | | LABOR PAIN | Getting Hurt At Work | | MEDICAL STAFF | Doctor's Cane | | LABOR PAINS | A High Offer | | NITRATES | Cheaper Than Day Rates | | NODE | Was Aware Of | | OUTPATIENT | A Person Who Has Fainted | | RECOVERY ROOM | Place To Do Upholstery | | RECTUM | Smashed up the other cars | | SECRETION | Hiding Somewhere | | SEIZURE | Roman Emperor | | TABLET | A Small Table | | TERMINAL ILLNESS | Getting Sick at the Airport | | TUMOR | More Than One | | URINE | Opposite of "You're Out!" | | VARICOSE | Nearby | | VEIN | Conceited |
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